Florida man arrested for having a gun under a prosthetic breast as he paraded around a construction site in red lingerie

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I have no words for this, but thought you all should know a little this.

Florida man in red lingerie allegedly hid gun under prosthetic silicone breasts: ‘It was ugly’

A Florida man allegedly hid a gun under prosthetic breasts while wearing women's undergarments and trespassing at a construction site, deputies say.

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"Florida Man:....'nuff said.

 

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eeewwwww....

 

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Was he arrested for the gun or the red lingerie?

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Was it Pete buttagig?

 

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"Then we notice he is wearing a G-string, showing off the boys. You know what I mean?" Judd added.

 

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thughes said:

"Florida Man:....'nuff said.

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That likely moved down from somewhere in the Northeast...
Thought he'd show off at a construction site and if anyone called him out he'd shoot them: Another LGBTQ nut-case that wants to kill those refusing to play along with his fantasy.

 

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holdover said:

Was he arrested for the gun or the red lingerie?

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The article said his junk was hanging out so there is that.

 

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Luv me some Sheriff Grady, can't wait to see his YouTube video about this incident.

 

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thughes said:

Luv me some Sheriff Grady, can't wait to see his YouTube video about this incident.

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not if he shows the G-String...

 

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FP1201 said:

not if he shows the G-String...

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For once you'll be thankful for the photoshopped black rectangle....

 

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I feel bad for kids born on Jan 5th when they play the Florida man game in 20 years and this story pops up lol

Take the Florida Man Birthday Challenge

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Definitely “A walk on the Wild side”
Now I get what Lou Reed was talking about. lol

 

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FRANKIE said:

Definitely “A walk on the Wild side”
Now I get what Lou Reed was talking about. lol

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definitely decades before its time...Lola too.

 

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FRANKIE said:

Definitely “A walk on the Wild side”
Now I get what Lou Reed was talking about. lol

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surprised that song hasn't been banned by the righteous brigade.

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In NY he would be honored for his bravery.

 

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Saltwater60 said:

The article said his junk was hanging out so there is that.

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Your painting pictures I dont want to see

 

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No-nonsense Florida sheriff delivers arrest tale of ‘a lace bra, a G-string, and a hidden gun’

A no-nonsense Florida sheriff delivered an eyebrow-raising tale of what deputies encountered when they approached a lone man at a construction site. The incident occurred last month […]

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The video of the Sheriff describing the encounter by his deputies with this man is worth a chuckle or two.

 

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Wait, guys are dressing up like girls now?

What's next, rabbits? Heathens, the whole lot of 'em.

 

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Grimscale said:

surprised that song hasn't been banned by the righteous brigade.

"And the colored girls go
Doo, do-doo, do-doo, do-do-doo"

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Not to mention

Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Wikipedia Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Wikipedia

 

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Darth said:

Wait, guys are dressing up like girls now?

What's next, rabbits? Heathens, the whole lot of 'em.

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Cats and dogs living together



Mass hysteria.

Just how big is this Twinkie Ray ?

 

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spat said:

Cats and dogs living together

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Mass hysteria.

Just how big is this Twinkie Ray ?

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It's very small and please don't call me Ray.

 

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Darth said:

It's very small and please don't call me Ray.

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Shirley you can't be joking...

 

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Shirley you can't be joking...

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Do you like movies about men in red lingerie?

 

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Darth said:

Do you like movies about men in red lingerie?

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Ever been in a Turkish Prison ?

 

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spat said:

Ever been in a Turkish Prison ?

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Gonna need June Cleaver to translate.