Make lace plural and you have laces. New shoes?
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NirvanaFan
swilliams
Oh! Not only shoes, but that opens up a couple possibilities. Good one!
Deplorable Me
Those suggestive gift list were made up for brain dead husbands.
Deplorable Me
My wife gave me a gift from the 50th anniversary column, she said it feels that long some days.
FrankenCub
Oh come on, that's easy! Just give him lace panties. Small skimpy ones. Not for him to wear, that would be silly. Just you in them. See how easy that was?
Deplorable Me
There's more to anniversaries than sex, there's guns and ammo.