Mon dieu!!!! Some Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Want...Wait For It....Obama For French Pres

[prambo]

I'm strangely sanguine about this, don't mind them poaching our illustrious EX-POS-POTUS. I'm one quarter French (Huguenot, the nasty vicious ones - sort of Scots-Irish with a palate), so do I get a vote?

And I vote: OUI!!!


French Voters Call On Obama To Run For President To "Give French People Hope" | Zero Hedge

 

[Phauxtoe]

Haha!
French Canadian decent here!

 

[ProgSpear]

He'd turn it down flat. It's not nearly exulted enough for that narcissistic twit, he wants to be president of the world through the UN.

Although he is a surrender monkey at heart...

 

[Calculon]

Would be the death knell for France and become the home of the Islamic caliphate.

 

[Phauxtoe]

Paris the European Chicago!

 

[stuck in ny]

Cheese eating surrender monkeys in their natural habitat!

 

[NY Leatherneck]

I say they can have him.
For the record i eat freedom fries

 

[stuck in ny]

I say they can have him.
For the record i eat freedom fries

We'll have to start renaming everything like WW1, liberty patties, liberty sausages, liberty pickled cabbage, etc..

 

[carpediem]

His first act if elected would be to surrender to the muslims.

 

[Criticalt]

Did the French not see how he ran the USA?

Gloutons pour la peine!

 

[Catskillkid]

Haha!
French Canadian decent here!

Me too partly. I always figured that's where my love of maple syrup and chainsaws came from. The socialism, buggery, and surrendering never really took hold though for some reason.

I'm sort of seeing a French girl now so I probably should be nice, right?

 

[Calculon]

Me too partly. I always figured that's where my love of maple syrup and chainsaws came from. The socialism, buggery, and surrendering never really took hold though for some reason.

I'm sort of seeing a French girl now so I probably should be nice, right?

Of course you should be nice to the French girl. I'd love to know what her opinion is of the happenings in Paris and the rest of her country.

 

[Phauxtoe]

Me too partly. I always figured that's where my love of maple syrup and chainsaws came from. The socialism, buggery, and surrendering never really took hold though for some reason.

I'm sort of seeing a French girl now so I probably should be nice, right?

Two things!
1. French Canadians are the not the same as the cheese eating Surrender monkeys! (think thats why they left France, too wimpy over there!)
2. you want French girls to Surrender to you! (am I right!! wink, Wink!)

 

[Catskillkid]

@Calculon--Technically she's American though both parents are French (dad is of French ancestry and mom is literally from France. Still have relatives over there I believe). I'll have to ask sometime.

@Phauxtoe--Agree with Part 1 (though I do like me my cheese). As for Part 2, while I'm a bit of French Canadian on my mom's side (relatively little I must admit) I'm really mostly German so I suppose this makes us mortal enemies. I also consider myself a gentleman who doesn't kiss and tell. Though there was some surrendering and perhaps more than a little conquering this weekend if you catch my drift.

 

[Saltwater60]

Good bye. I work with a bunch of French people and I can tell you they have major problems over there. They pass out antibiotics and depression meds like candy. They also feel abortion is a great alternative so the mom does not get depressed or too stressed out. Honestly obama would fit in perfectly over there. They all hate guns and are afraid of them until I take them shooting. Then they realize hey this is kind of fun, a challenge, and they are safe. Wow. They also say they don't want guns I. Their country because of WWII and the Germans were nice to them. If they had guns and tried to defend themselves more people would have died. I guess being occupied by a murderous bunch of raping Germans is ok. That's who your dealing with.