Retailers pull coconut products picked by monkeys

[Saltwater60]

I thought this was an ingenious idea as long as the monkeys are treated fairly. Working animals have been used for year.

Supermarkets snub coconut goods picked by monkeys

Monkeys are treated like "picking machines" to harvest 1,000 coconuts a day, an animal rights group says.

www.bbc.com

 

[BDinPutnam]

WTH else would they be doing, flinging poop?

Stupid monkies.

I'm surprised they didnt try to unionize them.

 

[ArmedCorgi]

I thought this was an ingenious idea as long as the monkeys are treated fairly. Working animals have been used for year.

Supermarkets snub coconut goods picked by monkeys

Monkeys are treated like "picking machines" to harvest 1,000 coconuts a day, an animal rights group says.

www.bbc.com

That's bananas!

 

[kev74]

Now they're going to use kids.

Way to go, libs!

 

[LMS]

That's bananas!

I hope this thread doesn't go ape-shit with stupid puns.

 

[Blimey]

That business really cares about animals.I mean except for the ones frozen and packaged.

 

[ArmedCorgi]

I hope this thread doesn't go ape-shit with stupid puns.

I wouldn't hold out any hope. We monkey around too much here.

 

[Criticalt]

Animals such as horses, Oxen, donkeys, and dogs love work.
When I walk into my barn with a harness, all the horses go ape shit.....they all want to go to work.
They know that work can be hauling 2 tons of logs in 90 degree heat but they love it.
Do you know why dog sleds need brakes and hooks on ropes??
Because sled dogs LOVE working long hard days.
Ever seen when a Falconer takes a bird from its cage????
The birds are beside themselves with excitement at the thought of working.
Have you ever packed a donkey? (I know you dirty bastards)
They love to go to work.
Do you know @Darth ?
He loves to be wrapped up, rode hard and put away angry.

Animals love to have a job.

 

[Darth]

Do you know @Darth ?
He loves to be wrapped up, rode hard and put away angry.

Wrap me up and throw away the key plz.

 

[holdover]

Monkys lives matter.

 

[holdover]

 

[Acer-m14]

hope no one tosses a monkey wrench in to this ..

 

[Saltwater60]

Stop monkeying around and take this serious guys

 

[gun_slinger_boy]

That's bananas!

I hope this thread doesn't go ape-shit with stupid puns.

I wouldn't hold out any hope. We monkey around too much here.

hope no one tosses a monkey wrench in to this ..

Stop monkeying around and take this serious guys

I can already see this thread has turned into monkey see monkey do.

 

[LMS]

When I was younger my Marmoset I'd run across weridos like youse guys.

 

[repete]

Damn , no vid? I wanted to the monkey throwing the coconuts down at the handler!

 

[ArmedCorgi]

To rush to judgement on this would be primateture.

 

[E the massive]

 

[BDinPutnam]

To rush to judgement on this would be primateture.

Yeah but I bet a roomful of monkies with typewriters could probably... eh, never mind, too convoluted.

 

[LMS]

To rush to judgement on this would be primateture.

Jeez you had to pull a muscle coming up with that!

 

[GOPerfect]

 

[ArmedCorgi]

Jeez you had to pull a muscle coming up with that!

Yeah, but you loved it just the same.

 

[GOPerfect]

Is riding and using a horse for work evil as well?

 

[Toecutter]

pray for mojo

 

[kev74]

I think I'd pay extra for a coconut if a monkey picked it.

 

[ArmedCorgi]

I think I'd pay extra for a coconut if a monkey picked it.

That monkey better wash his or her hands though.

 

[BDinPutnam]

pray for mojo

In Belize I met a monkey named Gumbo who had just gotten into a tin of tobacco a day or so earlier. Poor dude very much made me think of Mojo.

 

[repete]

Is riding and using a horse for work evil as well?

If so the Amish are in trouble!

 

[Deplorable Me]

All the monkeys have gone into retail.............................

OR MANAGEMENT.

 

[S&W Fan]

Better get Lancelot on the case.