A bear relieved itself on my deck.

[Robin]

A bear relieved itself on my deck. Right next to that turd is a sliding glass door where my wife and I had been sleeping. Not surprised, we must have five plus acres of black berry brambles, ten feet high and heavy with berries.
Robin

 

[stokes]

five plus acres of black berry brambles, ten feet high and heavy with berries.

Evidenced by the amount of seed in that bear crap. Looks to be a small bear by the size of the turds.

 

[fresch]

Mmmm, barbecue bear this fall; free ranged on berries, the garden,

 

[Saltwater60]

Shoot it.

 

[Mosinitis]

I KNOW NOTHING!

 

[Robin]

Yes, we know, and you keep affirming that on a weekly basis.
Robin

 

[GOYABEAN]

we now know the truth a Baer doesn't in the forest it uses @Robin deck for #2

 

[JaguarJaguarGolf]

Careful careful

Mosinitis has a dueling scar

 

[FP1201]

DO be careful, don't use deadly force in any less capacity than you would a human threatening your or your Families lives...Someone will blow you in so S-S-SU is out of the question, and DEC always sides with the Animal and the State.

Best friend had a nuisance Bear causing all sorts of problems even to the point of charging his Wife while trying to walk out of their house...he killed it, Game Wardens were determined to arrest him, finally they came to the conclusion the Bear had acted aggressively, was the subject of numerous complaints, and was well over 500 pounds.

 

[GOYABEAN]

Time to bake some brownies

 

[Saltwater60]

DO be careful, don't use deadly force in any less capacity than you would a human threatening your or your Families lives...Someone will blow you in so S-S-SU is out of the question, and DEC always sides with the Animal and the State.

Best friend had a nuisance Bear causing all sorts of problems even to the point of charging his Wife while trying to walk out of their house...he killed it, Game Wardens were determined to arrest him, finally they came to the conclusion the Bear had acted aggressively, was the subject of numerous complaints, and was well over 500 pounds.

I’d have shot that bear too. Arrest me then. A bear charging anyone is a threat. Those jerks would have shot it too.

 

[Acer-m14]

do you see it .. poke poke do you see it .. i shat on the deck

 

[Deplorable Me]

The bear does not poop in the woods! Either that or you have a feral vegan in your neighborhood.

 

[tony]

When you have to go, YOU HAVE TO GO...

 

[fresch]

Just like that old saying.
Is the bear Catholic? Answer, does the Pope shit in the woods?

 

[pshift]

Mmmmm. Free-range bear cub. Tasty!!!

 

[C3D]

I had a monster sized black bear who was pooping at all the doors of my house last summer, which is an obvious challenge to me (or more likely, my dogs, who ran him off). Luckily winter came and he went to take a nap. I haven't seen him yet this year.

He really was a big guy. Showed the photos to the rangers and they estimated a 350 pound male.

 

[Beerman]

Based on the size, using a deck board as an estimate, don’t rule out raccoon scat, unless you caught the poopetrator in action on security cam.

 

[dwa12479]

If a bear shits on the deck, and the wife is not around to see it, is @Robin still wrong.....?

YES! OF COURSE HE IS!

 

[pjzwtl]

What a dick

 

[fresch]

Um is my fly down?
My eyes are up here!

 

[Bustedknees]

That calls for a new custom build bear gun. Maybe a .68 caliber ported double barrels w side hammers. All hardware blacked out on black walnut.

 

[Robin]

I think I'm covered.

It is only a single barrel, but it is a .69, so there is that. Oh, and it will clover leaf at 100 yards, probably further but a hundred was all I had.
Robin

 

[repete]

do you see it .. poke poke do you see it .. i shat on the deck

Did that bear try to cop a feel? Sure looked like it!

 

[stokes]

I think I'm covered.
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It is only a single barrel, but it is a .69, so there is that. Oh, and it will clover leaf at 100 yards, probably further but a hundred was all I had.
Robin

Piece of art there. You do some awesome work, Robin

 

[Saltwater60]

Piece of art there. You do some awesome work, Robin

They are better in person and I’ve seen them truly beautiful.