Assailant breaks into Pelosi home and attacks husband

[kev74]

Ho Lee Fuk !

I don't know what to say, this is such a target-rich environment for jokes it's throwing me totally off my shit-posting game. It's just too easy, there's no challenge and that's messing me all up.


Butt, you know how it goes, these things happen.

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Just take a breath, and start at the beginning... Hochul is an asshole.

Now continue.

 

[fresch]

But really, who brings a hammer to a homosexual millionaires home when you could use an old vodka bottle of Nancy.

 

[Bigfoot]

All jokes aside the old man probably didn't deserve to get hit in the head with a hammer like that.

Maybe a kick in the nuts or something butt the hammer was a bit much IMHO.