Homeless guy came up to me on the street!

[nortatoga]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

 

[Phauxtoe]

next time ask him about whoring!

 

[thegatman]

I get approached all the time at Home Depot.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

LOL! Thought this was an actual story!

 

[Pissed Off Patriot]

I get approached all the time at Home Depot.

For whoring?

 

[MoMan]

I could see ya' doing that! If your Wife "gets it", let me know!!

 

[DoD1776]

when I was in Cincinnati, I had to piss real bad, we stopped at chipotle to let me go, I leave it, and there's a homeless dude, comes up to me (looks like a crack head, I kind of got scared) and he's like "hey kid got some money for me?" I said no and got to the car as fast as I can.
My first experience with a homeless man, pretty scary.

 

[Cooolone]

Hahaha, I read it to my wife and she cracked up too!


Not sure what to make of that.... Lmfao!

 

[HighlandLofts]

There use to be about eight maybe ten homeless guys around town a few years ago until the cops drove them out when Obozo came here for the Oso WA. mudslide.

So any way I use to host BBQs for one of the clubs i belonged to. A lot of the guys would bring a six pack of what every kind of beer they drank, drink a couple and leave the rest of the six pack or twelve pack. I kept the left over beer in the fridge out in the shed in case they stopped by. one hot summer day I seen one of the homeless guys (Willie) sitting on the park bench on the trail they made in the old railroad line. I went home boxed up the mix & match beer, a couple half empty bottles of booze and took it down & gave it to him, You would of thought Santa Claus gave him the prize of a life time.

 

[eagleridge357]

I panhandle a lot. I made over 5K last year doin it

 

[Bananabandit]

You forgot the ugliest fucking mugshot of a homeless dude.

 

[Bananabandit]

I panhandle a lot. I made over 5K last year doin it

Thats called prostitution

 

[CaseHardened]

Thats called prostitution

When it comes right down to it, most of us spend years degrading ourselves to "THE MAN".

It's called having a JOB, and being responsible.

 

[Bananabandit]

When it comes right down to it, most of us spend years degrading ourselves to "THE MAN".

It's called having a JOB, and being responsible.

It can be a man or woman. No judgement here

 

[Podmonkey]

I see em all the time at the truck stops and at the ramps. I ingnore the ones withbthe fancy $200 packs. Every now and then I'll buy em some food and water. Gave one guy a whole case of off brand fruitloops, travel size boxes. He was ecstatic. So was I, I had 4 cases that were refused for damage and after half a case I never wanted to eat another fruitloop again!