How to watch "President" Xiden's first prime-time address on Thursday

[1075tech]

How to watch President Joe Biden's first prime-time address on Thursday

Joe Biden will make his first prime-time address to the nation on Thursday evening. Here's how to watch.

www.usatoday.com

This should be full of bullshit but the memes will be priceless. If it's live and he can actually stay awake long enough.

 

[C3D]

He won't say a single thing not on teleprompter, and you can be sure he won't take any questions.

 

[4WHLDRFTN]

i'll be sure to watch.......NOT!

 

[Paxal]

Ialreadt turned it off.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Joe, first dead president serving in office elected by dead voters. CGI elpresidente.

 

[tirwin1]

I guess the criticism of him not having a press conference yet is getting to his handlers so they decided on this. It won't work.

 

[1075tech]

They're celebrating the one year anniversary of "two weeks to flatten the curve"

 

[Robin]

Hell, I already know he's just a fucking lying Pinocchio, I want to know who Geppetto is.
Robin

 

[fresch]

Who?

 

[Celt]

He waited so long because they had to wait a certain amount of time since his last injection to "perk" him up.

 

[S&W Fan]

Could make a drinking game out of it but I’d be shitfaced drunk in the first 10 minutes.

 

[repete]

Could make a drinking game out of it but I’d be shitfaced drunk in the first 10 minutes.

You think he'll last that long?

 

[S&W Fan]

You think he'll last that long?

His puppet masters will make sure of it.

 

[@thewheels]

He won't say a single thing not on teleprompter, and you can be sure he won't take any questions.

You can tell by the way he mangles words that He can barely read it.
They'll give him an earpiece and tell him what to say.

 

[tirwin1]

Just how much caffeine/uppers will they pump him up with prior to the event?

 

[Jmac00]

Hey Joe.. I think it would go a lot smoother tonight if you would just turn the teleprompter around and let us read it!

 

[prambo]

#NotMyPresident

 

[S&W Fan]

I actually thought the biden show was kind of funny.

 

[Phazer]

i'll be sure to watch.......NOT!

I pledged never to watch a speech delivered by this "president." I'm staying true to my pledge.

 

[Robin]

I watched parts. A lot of self-serving platitudinous bullshit. We had a chance to make America right, and it was stolen by these traitorous bastards.
Robin

 

[Steal2B]

You can tell by the way he mangles words that He can barely read it.
They'll give him an earpiece and tell him what to say.

I don't think they can give Biden an earpiece to repeat what the puppet master says , I understand Biden has trouble understanding foreign accents.

 

[4WHLDRFTN]

any ratings ?

 

[S&W Fan]

any ratings ?

Yeah, 100% on the richter scale of Bull Shit

 

[Phazer]

any ratings ?

According to the mainstream media, it was the best received, most important, and most amazingly crafted presidential address that has ever been broadcast.

 

[Bustedknees]

Biden reminded me of a dead person with bad makeup laying in a coffin.

 

[Robin]

When it was over he turned and shuffled down the hall like his prostate had just been removed.
Robin

 

[Dr. Evil]

Damn, I just saw this thread now. Wish I knew ahead of time so I could watch it.




Yeah, sure.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Hey Joe.. I think it would go a lot smoother tonight if you would just turn the teleprompter around and let us read it!

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[Acer-m14]

so what's the planes for the 4th of July LOL ..

 

[Bigfoot]

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I see what you did there... At first, I thought that I drank way to much beer tonight.