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20×102mm Vulcan
Political Picture thread. (humor/memes/etc)
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kev74
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kev74
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kev74
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Steal2B
.700 Nitro Express
Steal2B
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GOYABEAN
.950 JDJ
C'mon man why can't a woke beaver be woodchuck
GOYABEAN
.950 JDJ
GOYABEAN
.950 JDJ
Because I said so.C'mon man why can't a woke beaver be woodchuck
Beavers are not woodchucks.
Woodchucks are not brown opossums.
Opossums are not goldfish.
Goldfish are not rabbits.
Boys are not girls *
Girls are not boys**
And I have never been pregnant.
* except for Justin Trudeau. He's a girl.
** except Michelle Obama. That's a man, baby !
spat
.700 Nitro Express
Urban Dictionary: Cockwomble
(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance. synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
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GOYABEAN
.950 JDJ
That's one hairy beaver. Just saying.
DoOver
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DoOver
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@thewheels
.308 Win
DoOver
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DoOver
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DoOver
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COWS DON’T GIVE MILK
A father used to say to his children when they were young: —When you all reach the age of 12 I will tell you the secret of life. One day when the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what was the secret of life. The father replied that he was going to tell him, but that he should not reveal it to his brothers.
—The secret of life is this: The cow does not give milk. "What are you saying?" Asked the boy incredulously. —As you hear it, son: The cow does not give milk, you have to milk it. You have to get up at 4 in the morning, go to the field, walk through the corral full of manure, tie the tail, hobble the legs of the cow, sit on the stool, place the bucket and do the work yourself.
That is the secret of life, the cow does not give milk. You milk her or you don't get milk. There is this generation that thinks that cows GIVE milk. That things are automatic and free: their mentality is that if "I wish, I ask..... I obtain."
"They have been accustomed to get whatever they want the easy way...But no, life is not a matter of wishing, asking and obtaining. The things that one receives are the effort of what one does. Happiness is the result of effort. Lack of effort creates frustration."
So, share with your children from a young age the secret of life, so they don't grow up with the mentality that the government, their parents, or their cute little faces is going to give them everything they need in life.
Remember
"Cows don't give milk; you have to work for it."
~Author Unknown
A father used to say to his children when they were young: —When you all reach the age of 12 I will tell you the secret of life. One day when the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what was the secret of life. The father replied that he was going to tell him, but that he should not reveal it to his brothers.
—The secret of life is this: The cow does not give milk. "What are you saying?" Asked the boy incredulously. —As you hear it, son: The cow does not give milk, you have to milk it. You have to get up at 4 in the morning, go to the field, walk through the corral full of manure, tie the tail, hobble the legs of the cow, sit on the stool, place the bucket and do the work yourself.
That is the secret of life, the cow does not give milk. You milk her or you don't get milk. There is this generation that thinks that cows GIVE milk. That things are automatic and free: their mentality is that if "I wish, I ask..... I obtain."
"They have been accustomed to get whatever they want the easy way...But no, life is not a matter of wishing, asking and obtaining. The things that one receives are the effort of what one does. Happiness is the result of effort. Lack of effort creates frustration."
So, share with your children from a young age the secret of life, so they don't grow up with the mentality that the government, their parents, or their cute little faces is going to give them everything they need in life.
Remember
"Cows don't give milk; you have to work for it."
~Author Unknown
HIghlander
.223 Rem
Dad said: Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and sometimes they stink!
livingston
20×102mm Vulcan
livingston
20×102mm Vulcan
livingston
20×102mm Vulcan
