Guess if he was hit by a train we wouldn't have a need for this thread. FUSKThink I’ll have the Mrs. post this on his FB Page.
It’s too effing bad that the hit and run driver that left him for dead in a snowbank up in Maine several years ago didn’t back up and finish the job.
LOL! marginally better apology than BFYTY!"for which I apologize (if one is necessary)"
Shittiest apology ever. I need to remember this one. It's far more disingenuous than the "I'm sorry you took it that way".