Texas lawmaker files bill that would penalize men $100.00 FOR Masturbating

[Arjuna]

I just hope it's not retroactive

http://nypost.com/2017/03/13/texas-lawmaker-files-bill-that-penalizes-men-for-masturbating/

 

[Koz]

I wonder how much would she suggest we charge FUac for being a total jerk-off?

 

[kev74]

From my cold, dead hands!

 

[E the massive]

Ok. Enforce it.

 

[Rondo223]

I hope they don't make it retroactive

 

[MilesTeg]

It makes buying a hooker a better financial decisions. Trump is already putting more people to work. Winning!

 

[kev74]

It makes buying a hooker a better financial decisions. Trump is already putting more people to work. Winning!

You're only renting. Otherwise its slavery.

 

[MilesTeg]

You're only renting. Otherwise its slavery.

Don't judge me!

 

[GOYABEAN]

You're only renting. Otherwise its slavery.

I thought it was legal tender

 

[fnfalguy]

Cmon everybody together now. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted,....

 

[GUNSICK]

Don't judge me!

Your a monster lol!

 

[MilesTeg]

Your a monster lol!

Have you been talking to my wife?

 

[GUNSICK]

Have you been talking to my wife?

Is she hot? Maybe, but I have one wife I don't need more talking haha just action.

 

[MikeyCNY]

Is the fine per day or per occurrence?

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

If this were to go through, in Texas alone, they could build a wall 6,000 feet high, 36 feet thick, made with 6 x 6 solid Gold piers at 16" o.c., Platinum sheathing, painted with liquid silver, decorated with diamonds and pearls, and still have enough money left over to right the current US deficit.

 

[MoMan]

After all.... It's for the SPERM!!

 

[mark60]

Can you sign up for direct deposit?

 

[REF]

I would be broke and owe my first and second born!

 

[FrankenCub]

Maybe include a rider of $100 monthly fine for women having their period also...

 

[HIghlander]

Crazy train not only jumped the tracks but now it's going down Main Street. Sheesh!

 

[Deplorable Me]

It's a trap, she's trying to get SJW feminist laid.

 

[Criticalt]

Id be broke in 3 days!!!

 

[Deplorable Me]

Cuomo files memo of necessity.

 

[Bozo]

 

[nortatoga]

It could pay off the national debt!!

 

[MilesTeg]

OK who do I write the check to?

 

[Dr. Evil]

Nobody needs 10"...

 

[Doc8404]

Shit. I just blew $100.

 

[spat]

I thought it was legal tender

If it's getting tender, you might want to take a break.

 

[REF]

Shit. I just blew $100.

Me too. In only 15 seconds.