VERY DANGEROUS cache discovered in Woman's Carry-On Bag .......

[CaseHardened]

Woman stopped at LAX with ‘extremely concerning’ stash of banned items in carry-on bag, including fireworks and knives

On the 12th day of Christmas, the TSA took from me — 82 fireworks, three folding knives, two fake guns and a canister of pepper spray.

nypost.com

Seriously ?

Some Lady Fingers, Drywall Knives, Bottle Openers and Pepper Spray.

Oh ... and a Sewing Thread Trimmer.

WTF

 

[libertysnake]

I thought this was going to be a risky click of the day, and the first thing I'd see is some nine inch purple vibrator and a photo of Rossie O'Donnell's mugshot.

 

[kev74]

“The sheer number of prohibited items discovered in a single carry-on bag is extremely concerning,” said LAX TSA Federal Security Director Jason Pantages.

That's because you spilled out the box of firecrackers, dumbass.

 

[spat]

I thought this was going to be a risky click of the day, and the first thing I'd see is some nine inch purple vibrator and a photo of Rossie O'Donnell's mugshot.

TSA would consider that fully acceptable, despite the fact that it's far more dangerous than a box of bang-snaps and some toenail clippers.

 

[libertysnake]

TSA would consider that fully acceptable, despite the fact that it's far more dangerous than a box of bang-snaps and some toenail clippers.

I'm pretty sure it's a war crime.

 

[thughes]

Death penalty offense.....

 

[Parzival]

This looks set up, did TSA at LAX not find anything for a while and need a bust?

 

[Jmac00]

can't be gay, ~~~~~ if it's TSA

 

[libertysnake]

can't be gay, ~~~~~ if it's TSA

Jerome is touching your balls for a reason and checking them twice. Only a terrorist would resist.

 

[GOYABEAN]

Woman stopped at LAX with ‘extremely concerning’ stash of banned items in carry-on bag, including fireworks and knives

On the 12th day of Christmas, the TSA took from me — 82 fireworks, three folding knives, two fake guns and a canister of pepper spray.

nypost.com

Seriously ?

Some Lady Fingers, Drywall Knives, Bottle Openers and Pepper Spray.

Oh ... and a Sewing Thread Trimmer.

WTF

Out of all the items her snatch is probably the most dangerous oh the humanity!

 

[OwnTheRide]

Some Lady Fingers

I read this and thought, "they're banning cookies, now?"

 

[Koz]

Oh the horror! If TSA got a look inside my pick-up cab, they'd shit themselves

 

[fresch]

They had to remove her thumbs and pointer fingers too.
She was listening to Cher singing bang bang I shoot you down.
Feel safe everyone TSA is on the job.

 

[CNYJohn]

Kill the bitch you kno she was going to hijack the plane to Miami using a Keychain.
Reach 15k ft, open the door, push her out.
Then and only then will the country be safe.....

 

[Phazer]

Woman stopped at LAX with ‘extremely concerning’ stash of banned items in carry-on bag, including fireworks and knives

On the 12th day of Christmas, the TSA took from me — 82 fireworks, three folding knives, two fake guns and a canister of pepper spray.

nypost.com

All told, agents found 82 “consumer-grade” fireworks, three knives, two replica firearms and a canister of pepper spray.



WTF? "Replica firearms?"

They're just bottle openers!

More security theater from the TSA.

 

[kev74]

All told, agents found 82 “consumer-grade” fireworks, three knives, two replica firearms and a canister of pepper spray.

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WTF? "Replica firearms?"

They're just bottle openers!

More security theater from the TSA.

NoBoDy NeEdS TwO BoTtLe OpEnErS To OpEn A BeEr!!1!1!

 

[CaseHardened]

I read this and thought, "they're banning cookies, now?"

For a moment there I began to question my sanity (a frequent occurrence).

But no, although "Lady Finger" is somewhat archaic, it is a real thing.

Whew....

 

[CaseHardened]

ASSAULT LIGHTER ?

This and any "Novelty" Cigarette Lighter are illegal to sell in Massachusetts.

Think of the children

 

[gun_slinger_boy]

Had those key chain replica guns contained cadmium, someone could have been poisoned!

 

[CaseHardened]

On a completely unrelated matter:



OK kids, can you find three things wrong with this picture ?

 

[CaseHardened]

Can I put these in the overhead ?

 

[OwnTheRide]

On a completely unrelated matter:

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OK kids, can you find three things wrong with this picture ?

Wait, are you saying you don't wear tight short dresses when working construction?

 

[CaseHardened]

Wait, are you saying you don't wear tight short dresses when working construction?

Probably is wearing four-inch pumps as well....

BUT ... great Click Bait

 

[Deplorable Me]

There's a lesson to be learned.

Isn't it obvious?

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO GO VISIT HER IN-LAWS! SHE'S A FRIGGIN GENIUS.